Lightweight and breathable polo with a cheeky retro chest print that says “Adult Life Sucks.” The soft, quick-drying polyester keeps its shape through long shifts and busy days, while the flat knit collar and three-button placket keep the look tidy without feeling stuffy.
Wear it when you want to keep things casual but send a clear, humorous message — whether you’re clocking in, running errands, or meeting friends for an easy afternoon. The subtle distressed design blends vintage attitude with modern performance fabric, so it layers well under jackets or stands alone as the main statement piece.
Product features - 100% polyester — durable, shape-retaining, and quick-drying - Lightweight fabric (3.8 oz/yd² / 129 g/m²) for breathability and comfort - PosiCharge® technology for color retention and moisture control - Flat knit collar with taped neck and 3-button placket for a clean, classic look - Tear-away label and dyed-to-match buttons for scratch-free comfort and polished finish
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print - Do not dryclean
