Gen X Survived Lead Paint and Lawn Darts Comfortable 100% Cotton T-Shirt

€16,95 EUR

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

They gave us lead paint.
They gave us lawn darts.
And somehow… we’re still here.

This “We Survived Lead Paint and Lawn Darts” tee is for the generation that didn’t need warning labels to build resilience. We weren’t bubble-wrapped, we were battle-tested.

Distressed vintage graphics. Classic 80s danger energy. The official Gen X Survival Mode badge stamped like a badge of honor.

Small print says it all: Self-Reliance Since Childhood.

If you drank from the hose, stayed out until dark, and learned the hard way, this one’s for you.

Gen X. Built different.

The breathable 100% cotton body and tear-away label keep long shifts and study sessions comfortable, while the durable printing techniques preserve the sharp contrast of the design wash after wash. It’s a quiet way to celebrate precision, curiosity, and the thrill of putting pieces together.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50