Don't Spike My Cortisol Comfortable Cotton T-Shirt
DRAGOYLE LLC
Don't Spike My Cortisol Comfortable Cotton T-Shirt
Don’t Spike My Cortisol™ – Emotionally Overstimulated Since Birth T-Shirt
For the people who are one mildly inconvenient text away from needing a nap and a snack. The “Don’t Spike My Cortisol” tee is perfect for introverts, overthinkers, tired moms, caffeine-powered humans, and anyone trying to protect their last remaining nerve.
With a clean minimalist design and bold lettering, this shirt says exactly what everyone around you should already know: keep the drama, chaos, and unnecessary meetings to a minimum.
Soft, comfy, and dangerously relatable, it’s the perfect shirt for grocery store survival missions, family gatherings, work Zoom calls, therapy appointments, or simply existing in today’s society.
Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as self-care.
Wear it because your stress levels are already fully booked.
The breathable 100% cotton body and tear-away label keep long shifts and study sessions comfortable, while the durable printing techniques preserve the sharp contrast of the design wash after wash. It’s a quiet way to celebrate precision, curiosity, and the thrill of putting pieces together.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |