{"product_id":"dont-spike-my-cortisol-cotton-t-shirt","title":"Don't Spike My Cortisol Comfortable Cotton T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"96\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eDon’t Spike My Cortisol™ – Emotionally Overstimulated Since Birth T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eFor the people who are one mildly inconvenient text away from needing a nap and a snack. The “Don’t Spike My Cortisol” tee is perfect for introverts, overthinkers, tired moms, caffeine-powered humans, and anyone trying to protect their last remaining nerve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"566\"\u003eWith a clean minimalist design and bold lettering, this shirt says exactly what everyone around you should already know: keep the drama, chaos, and unnecessary meetings to a minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-top: 05px; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 05px; float: left;\" alt=\"Don’t Spike My Cortisol™ – Emotionally Overstimulated Since Birth T-Shirt\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/8555\/5688\/files\/Don_t_Spike_My_Cortisol_480x480.png?v=1778223540\" width=\"399\" height=\"248\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and dangerously relatable, it’s the perfect shirt for grocery store survival missions, family gatherings, work Zoom calls, therapy appointments, or simply existing in today’s society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"874\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear it as a warning.\u003cbr data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eWear it as self-care.\u003cbr data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"814\"\u003eWear it because your stress levels are already fully booked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe breathable 100% cotton body and tear-away label keep long shifts and study sessions comfortable, while the durable printing techniques preserve the sharp contrast of the design wash after wash. 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